The Van

  I have been driving a mini van since I was 22. I am sick of it!!! Its a piece of crap!!! Today I discovered I was locked out of my van. I can find NO keys! I call Jeremy.  He feels bad, because he drove it last. He tells me he is coming home to break into it.. He comes home and gets it open! My hero! Than I get home from errands... and guess what? The keys are in my bag! :( Sorry Jeremy! So sorry !)  I text him that I found them. He says " I knew it!". Sorry Jerm! :(  I also ripped off the mirror backing out of the garage this winter! :( Sorry!